You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

• You: hey 
• You: ____________________
• Stranger: rdt7y lnbbed0io/xe4gsorry i have no fingers
• Stranger: I am humbuly sorry If I come to misspell something for my no finger hands
• You: im gonna be honest with you , & im completely sorry . but i laughed a bit at that .
• You: im so sorry & its alright
• Stranger: LOL I’m kidding
• Stranger: I’m just trolling you haha
• You: yea i figured , thats hilarious . & um okay . trolling ? what are you a troll ? 
• Stranger: I guess 
• Stranger: *O* 
• You: im just joshin yaa (: 
• Stranger: I’m Megan Fox 
• Stranger: sorry I misspelled my name 
• Stranger: I meant Megan Foxhound La Stupid 
• Stranger: I;m missing a nose ;A; 
• You: really ? omg ! megan i love you ( : jk im not in love with no one but myself , & its okay i mispell the first letter of my name all the time 
• Stranger: will you let me borrow yours? 
• You: im missing a butt cheek 
• Stranger: Pfft 
• You: sure if you let me get a cheek 
• Stranger: Sounds like a deal 
• You: alright , mail your cheek & i’ll mail my nose , i got the flu hope you dont mind . alot of boogers … sorry 
• Stranger: It’s cool 
• Stranger: At least I’ll get a nose 
• You: i would click disconnect but this is just so weird i cant help but want to find out what else weird things you’ll type 
• Stranger: I have trouble pooping, do you mind lending me you butthole? It;ll only be for a day! 
• You: your freaking weird , butt sure why not its a little hairy though & dirty . 
• You: as long as you give it a tan go for it , take my hole 
• Stranger: And maybe some pen’s to. Skinny pen’s like from Papermate or something because other brand pen’s are fat and I can’t write with fat pen’s because I write withmy toes Stranger: I’ll be sure to take your hole~! 
• Stranger: Why have you stopped are you laughing? Don’t laugh, I’ll get even more embarassed because I have hairy toes! 
• You: wait lol i had to show a few friends these messages , yes i am laughing this is just too good , why are you so weird ? its contagious , your making me weird too 
• You: i feel like your a girl messing with me , im a girl & i feel like a creepy weird butt boy . 
• Stranger: Ah it’s my personality~! I love to make people laugh and do weird things and laugh with them~! 
• Stranger: Oh! Did I mention Chewbacca is my freind? I keep him in my blanket’s when it’s witner! 
• You: lol im enjoying your weirdness , i rarely ever talk to anyone like this , except my older sister , you remind me of her . chewbacca ? wow i have the chuppacabraa right here giving me a back massage . next hes gonna wax my back . 
• Stranger: Yeah I’m a girl~! How’d you know~! Are you in my closet?! :o You probably work with those guy’s from Monster’s Inc! 
• Stranger: Oh I hate that company~! 
• You: no , i work for tiki water sports , we hide under your house & were not monsters just creepers under the house listerning & watching you . 
• You: do you like me watching you .? 
• You: does it make you feel like a star ? 
• Stranger: That is great! oh you do?! Lucky! Really? I need to wax my back to..and someone where else if you know what I mean..okay I’ll tell you.. my finger knickles! They’re just so hairy! 
• You: movie star 
• Stranger: Woah..am I like a tv show for you? I bet so! 
• You: lol knickles ? kknuckles you mean silly goose . 
• Stranger: Knuckle’s* my bad 
• Stranger: GAHHH 
• Stranger: I have to go now 
• Stranger: It’s been a pleasure talking to you~! 
• You: yes you are , i would enjoy you shaving your knuckles & waxing your back , * okay nice talking to you 
• You: bye stranger danger <3 
• Stranger: I’m going to put this on my tumblr and have a laugh with friends! 
• Stranger: Good bye butthole lender~! 
• You: wow if i see this , now thats just whack ! 
• Stranger: XD 
• You: nose blower (“